Harrisons B&B

If you have to stay here, because we are so convenient for London Stanstead Airport 5 miles away, or J8M11 1 mile, we'll let you for a small payment to us He (Brian a professional artist, paintings all over the house you can buy) will cook you breakfast, and for a huge sum of money will give art lessons.

She (Annie professional chef) will bore you silly about running a B&B, moaning about changing beds, cleaning, the tourist board, previous guests and provide an evening meal under duress.

The rooms have beds, carpets, lights, and some furniture, antique even!! Wireless Internet, hot beverage tray, and designer wallpaper in pink. Because 2 of the single rooms share a family bathroom we provide bathrobes just for you convenience.

Because you'll probably not want to stay in the house or the garden (which if you have to smoke you can use) any longer than you need to, there are many attractions in the area ie Cambridge, Duxford Air Museum, Audley End House and London. Which we are not that convenient for unless you have your own transport.

By the way we only allow you to park your vehicle while you are staying here, we don't want guests littering our highways to avoid paying airport parking fees, while they swan off to foreign parts.

If you're expecting a warm welcome then a good bottle (even expensive) of red wine will go some way to achieve this.

So that we can get your money off you as quickly as possible we take it in cash Stirling (the best) cheque, credit or debit card. So if you can't find anywhere else to stay then try us if you must!!